Oops! Something went terribly wrong! I mean, no such ordinary shit as a failed uploading or a Facebook server breakdown. No. This website has gone through a long nasty, violent and really, really bad struggle with united forces of Muammar Gaddafi, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Sheriff of Nottingham, Václav Klaus, Jean-Brian Zatapathique, the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog and a lump of solid boredom and, sadly, on April 4, 2011 passed away. Its heroic, unyielding resistance shall never be forgotten as some parts and ideas took advantage of momentary invisibility and narrowly escaped the battlefield in a lunar module, specially borrowed for this occasion from the Bhutan Space Museum. Matěj Pátek himself, the author of the website, survived and retreated into privacy. Later he probably said something wise like "there's no use crying over spilled milk and looking for a needle in a haystack at the same time" but who cares? Yes, the pain in the ass cared and so they went away together into the sunset and lived happily ever after.

P.S.: You see? Don't fight those guys or you'll go mental.
P.P.S: If you're really looking for Matěj Pátek, keep on searching! He's surely out somewhere. Over the rainbow?